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If you get the joke in this, it probably means you are old
Ironically, my broadband connection had to stop and buffer a few times while watching this.


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Lock Detects Secret Knock
>> ^potchi79:
I'm excited because I just learned that the little tune I've known for years is called "shave and a haircut".


Shave and a haircut, two bits.


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Beer truck flipped on an overpass
Beermageddon


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Colbert Report 11/4/09: Formidable Opponent - Global Warming
*science


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Preaching about Piss
^Yeah, seat urine is never a good thing, especially when you gotta make.


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Larry King: Ron Paul vs. Michael Moore
>> ^NordlichReiter:
"ANGRY-BOLD-SCRIPTED-RANT."


Three points.

1) Clearly you are more interested in red baiting than actually addressing anything VSfreedomhaters said. I know that you can't stand the fact that Obama is president, but you offer no worthwhile alternatives or solutions. The point is that the so called free market cares not about health care and has no means of understanding the concept of general well-being among human beings. It's a system designed to dole out 'personal liberty' based on class: more liberty to those with a lot of money; less liberty to those without. It's a hypothetical theory that never seems to play out in real life the way it does on Milton Friedman's bio-degrading doodle pad.

2) National health care isn't 'free', it's a publicly funded service, paid for by taxes. A national health care system would be far cheaper than the current American system, which would technically make it closer to being 'free'.

3) I'd love to have someone better, stronger and more willing to spend his political capital in the white house, but as of November 2008, Barack Obama was the only intelligent choice on the ballot, period. I'll see what I can do about getting someone better for the both of us in 2016, but I've only got a single vote's worth of influence, so I'm going to need some help.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 20 hours 40 minutes 24 seconds ago | CH
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ZOMFG THE SWINE FLU! (Blog Entry by rottenseed)
>> ^blankfist:
Obama says it's a national emergency. That's all some need to hear.


You always find a way to work in some kind of unsubtle 'big bad gub'ment' fear mongering, no matter what the subject. If you could take off the partisan blinders for half a second, you might come to the logical conclusion that combating persistent strains of the flu is generally considered a good thing. No president wants to be remembered as the guy who said the Spanish Flu was no big deal, except maybe Ron Paul.


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More Direct TV Dead Celebrity Ads
*commercial


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El Chombo - Chacarron
*dupeof=http://www.videosift.com/video/CHACARRON-Best-Music-Video-EVER-hahaha


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Bill Moyers - Single Payer Suppressed by Health Industry
*quality


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Zero Punctuation: Washington DC
meh


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Screaming Fat Guy at Walmart McD's
Oops, I guess I waited too long to submit this. I was going to title it: I WANTS MAH FUKKIN CHICKENS!


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Cat boxing
Sorry, kp. Looks like you've got a dupe. *dupeof=http://www.videosift.com/video/Sitting-pretty-boxing-kitty


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R O T T E N S E E D (soory ladies) (Bravo Talk Post)
Congratulations to you, Jive Mittens.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 3 days 19 hours 42 minutes ago | CH
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'Drunk' Ewoks disrupt NBC's 'Today' Show (10/30/2009)
Debunking the Ewok Myth:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/debunking-ewok-myth.php


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A Bad Day for Rachel Maddow
That's my girl.


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Rachel Maddow: Why Fox News Isn't News
>> ^choggie:
Hmmm. Lessse dystopiaufrtdy, Pat Condell needs a spot on the BBC's nightly wank. Deek Jackson has his own news channel on YouTube called FKKN News-My vote is for Deek to replace all media news outlets' collective hoo-ha, and for everyone to get Telescreens™ that can't be turned off, only down.

24/7 deprogramming is the only way to undo what has been done to nations of the television addicted-That and bring back hard copys' popularity....The public library needs a revamp-Fettish librarians, BYOBBB, and hooka lounges....and a ventilation chamber for homeless folks.


I sense this is about as close as I get before the choggie parabola swings wide again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1Lfl2j7ahE - Very funny, and similarly riding that fine line between the serious and self-parody.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 5 days 13 hours 45 minutes ago | CH
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The Definition of No Shame
Conquering shame is an important step on the road to nirvana.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 5 days 15 hours 2 minutes ago | CH
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ACORN (Blog Entry by jwray)
The movement against Acorn has more to do with the fact that they are very successful at helping the working poor to organize and register to vote than any of the trivial charges you've listed above. Netrunner posted and excellent video on the subject that you can find here --> http://www.videosift.com/video/FOX-News-Isn-t-News-It-s-a-Political-Operation


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 5 days 15 hours 25 minutes ago | CH
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Larry King: Ron Paul vs. Michael Moore
So Ron Paul's great example of "free market" health care is to fly to Singapore and pay $25,000 for an operation? I suppose that's great if you're a wealthy politician with $25,000 in change in your couch cushions, but it's certainly not a workable solution for most people. I think it's fair to say this man is just a wee bit out of touch with his constituency.

I also find it fascinating that not even the top celebrity of the freemarketarian movement can come up with anything more meaningful or specific than 'open the markets and everything'll be peachy' as justification for their economic beliefs. I don't know how people can buy into an ideology that has no tangible foundation. This isn't politics, it's *religion.

There must be something about growing up in Texas during the cold war that forever destroys your ability to reason when it comes to economics.

That said, his liberal views on foreign policy are usually well founded and spot on. He's absolutely right to slam democrats for letting Afghanistan slide.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 5 days 15 hours 53 minutes ago | CH
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