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Hands-Up Kitten
This cat is destined for greatness.
If by greatness you mean the top 15, then yes, this kitty has a destiny -- like every kitten before him -- to reach the number one spot.
Natural Morality
see, your logic fails to explain contradictions.
but when i say jesus made them that way, it's perfectly logical and acceptable.
therefore, god wins.
Therefore God Wins is going to be the name of my Christian rock band, if I ever start one.
Jimmy Carr on Jonathan Ross 6th of Nov. 2009
Weird, never seen Jimmy Carr out of character.
http://www.videosift.com/video/Fans-Support-Comedian-Jimmy-Carr-Over-Troop-Joke
Bohemian Rhapsody - The Muppets
Creationist Cowards diss Darwin
Frankie Boyle Top 5 Jokes
It took me a joke or two for my brain to harmonize with his accent.
That's not all that I harmonized with. I've never wanted to fuck a kitten more than I do now.
Kirk Cameron is on a Crusade to Debunk Evolution
I'm still wondering if it would be ok to add an introduction to the bible.
Seems like the most logical response.
Family Guy "Palestinian Alarm Clock"
One day I hope the entire top 15 is made of 10 second snippets of Family Guy, and I hope all of them are these "reminds me of the time..." sequences. Actually I am lobbying Dag to get siftbot to detect "Family Guy" in the title, and measure the video clip to see if its under 60 seconds, and then apply double votes for each actual vote.
At least it's not a 15 minute waste of political space. I came to videosift to laugh, not cry.
Cat demonstrates how to deal with telemarketers
My kitty plays the motherfucking drums, sucka. Also my guitars a few times. She's kind of punk rock lol.
He may not be an actor, but he's a pussy super star!
deathcow
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> Such a cold cloud of gas can actually work as a quantum computer.
Just dont do what I did, I went to Best Buy and bought the Nvidia Quantum Computing card, which comes with a can of Rubidium, but then we all huffed the Rubidium because you get to meet Jesus for about 10 minutes.
Jimmy Carr: Audience doesn't "get it" on The Late Late Show
David Mitchell's Bread & Milk rant from QI
From comedy.org.uk:
There are at least two known "Truths" which have appeared on The Unbelievable Truth which are in fact false. One is that you if remove the fleas from a hedgehog, then the hedgehog dies. The other is the cricket did not exist during Shakespeare's time. Both of these were corrected when David Mitchell appeared on an episode of QI.
Source: QI, Series F, Episode 11 - Film
Even more relevant (to me) is the fact that I did not know of either of these facts until they were proven false.
Couple Arrested for Not Paying Tip
I have no problem with a restaurant adding an extra fee if you are a big group, but I have a problem when they try to call it a tip or gratuity. That's the whole issue, it's not gratuity, it's a bill. I pay tips in restaurants when I've gotten good service, or we had difficult orders or whatever - but I CHOOSE to pay it, I'm not forced to it.
Your opinion is skewed because 1) You don't live in America, and 2) You didn't work in the terrible food industry of America.
Before you start downvoting me and before you stop reading what I have to say, let me explain: I'm not against you not being American, (because that's a simple-minded way to go about judging people) but the food industry here is bullshit and the system (for lack of an actual person to blame) forces workers into this reality. When a tip is not paid by a customer, it's akin to docking a worker's pay. I know it doesn't make that much sense, but it's how things turned out over here. And it's as simple as that from a restaurant worker's perspective.
My next point is also important to your understanding: The total tips that a waiter/server makes at the end of the day is split up amongst the food runners, bussers, and barback, so not tipping has a trickle down effect to people who may have done their share of work yet who rely on the waiter to make their fair share.
It really is a shitty shitland of shit for the workers who live by these rules. I fault your ignorance of our food culture, not your ability to reason. I'd love to adopt the system you envision, but that means nothing in the short term and isn't too realistic.
FLAIRS - TRUCKERS DELIGHT
I have three words for you all:
Leisure Suit Larry. The original. On an Apple IIe.
God, I love that series.
rasch187
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Congrats on the gold.
FLAIRS - TRUCKERS DELIGHT
Can we get a separate NSFW for sound related bad shit versus sexual NSFW??? Swearing in videos isn't bad around my office because we have headphones, but this is... WOW!
Still, very awesome vid.
Pink Floyd - Behind the Scenes (Dark Side / Pompeii)
I see Waters was an insufferable prick, even that early on.
Part of the charm, really, so I wouldn't say insufferable. Just a prick, or as my close friends refer to as a cheeky bastard.
How to impress your boss
>> ^demon_ix:
And the next morning, the boss reviews the keylogger...
All those who had or have a boss who would actually run a keylogger, much less review it, please raise your hands. Yeah, that's what I thought.
You'd be surprised...
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck -- Oh yeah, Britney's vagina
Drunkest Guy Ever Video Game (meme)